That awkward moment when a guy you're tryna bang posts way too much about his girlfriend
Mmyeah you can kill me now.
February 2011
78 posts
Ugh
I’m moving to LA in seven months and for three of those months I will be in New York. I am unprepared. Who has tips on getting my shit together?
Why You'd Want to Live Here
Death Cab for Cutie
Death Cab for Cutie - Why You’d Want to Live Here
“The vessel keeps pumping us through this entropic place in the belly of the beast that is Californ-i-a”
Top 10 Signs Tatyahna is Stressed the fuck OUT
1. Chain smoking
2. Falling asleep in public
3. Wearing hoodies in public
4. Excessive gum chewing
5. Snapping at everybody all the time
6. Puking all over the place
7. Ink more on my hands than usual
8. Crying over nothing
9. Foot stomping
10. Constant pouting
Somebody come love me I’m in the studio all day.
noisepoppin nonstoppin
In case you were planning on noise pop stalking me this week:
this is where I’ll be *please note I go by sets and not full shows, because I’m well rounded*
TUES: I’m working in the studio all day but probs the end of the Treasure Island photoshow at Mini Bar and then either the end of Yo La Tengo @ The Fox or the end of Dan Deacon at The Independent. It depends on if I wanna go to Oakland or not at the end of the day of working.
WEDS: This is Noise Pop (film) @ The Roxie, Fake Your Own Death @ Bottom of the Hill, Sister Crayon @ Rickshaw Stop, Telekinesis and Versus @ The Independent
THURS: Robbinschilds with Kinski @ SFMOMA, A B & the Sea and Ted Leo (solo) @ Bottom of the Hill, The Hood Internet at Popscene.
FRI: Nick Zinner’s 1001 Images photoshow @ Public Works, The Downer Party @ Bottom of the Hill,and then half of Tamaryn’s set @ Du Nord and half of The Concretes’ set @ Rickshaw Stop.
SAT: Royal Baths @ The Regency Ballroom, Shlomo dj set @ Cafe du Nord, The Trophy Fire and Max Bemis (solo) @ Bottom of the Hill
SUN: The Fresh and Onlys and The Growlers @ Bottom of the Hill, Mirror Noir (film) @ ATA, Zach Rogue (solo) and Ben Gibbard (solo) @ Great American Music Hall, and then Ben Templesmith live art while DJ Samsupa does a dj set @ Public Works
OBVIOUSLY SO EXCITED FOR MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR.
Tatyahna FAQ
*frequently asked questions I’m bored of answering so I’m answering them all together so you shut up* and there’s more but this is what I can think of right now.
Will you post a picture of your breasts? No I will not, but thanks for your interest!
How old are you and when is your birthday? I’m nineteen and my birthday is April 23rd, 1991.
Where do you live? San Francisco, California.
Do you like living there? Yes.
Do you have any other social networking sites so that I can network with you socially? Twitter. Facebook. Formspring.
Who do you write and/or work for? The Owl Mag. Different Fur Studios. Modern Mystery Blog.
Who have you interviewed? The Limousines, Hey Champ, Chromeo, Wallpaper, Polysics, Butterfly Bones, Infantree, The Summer Set, Anarbor, Chloe Makes Music, etc etc etc
Will you have sex with me? No.
Do you have a boyfriend? Occasionally
Who are your favorite writers? Truman Capote, Henry Miller, Suzy McCoppin, Haruki Murakami, Alanna Nash, etc etc etc
What is your favorite band/album/song? Depends on my mood, get out
Have you ever been on Bang Bus? NO I HAVE NOT
How many records do you have? Three and a half floor to ceiling bookcases full plus a few boxes of them.
What’s the deal with your floral print obsession? I like it. A lot. Floral is like me, feminine and classayyy.
Why are you so negative? I hate everything.
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In LA you don't ever have to wear a bra tho...
this is how caleb schaffer justifies things.
oh yeah
reasons behind the “reasons to move to la” and “reasons to stay in sf” posts, which there will be a lot of.
i got this job offer awhile back, like a paying job, that pays money, for a credible (LIKE WORLD WIDE CREDIBLE ) magazine. and i was like lolol thats so far from now lemme think on that. and now I have a series of interviews with people from said publication the week after my 20th birthday.
said publication is based out of los angeles. which is, in fact, not in san francisco - my very favorite number one love of a city. sooo basically I’m freaking out. Because I can’t decide what I want to do. And have to ACTUALLY decide by the time I do those interviews, so it appears like I have my shit together.
also, added shittiness: in june i’m moving to new york until august for my internship at rolling stone. this job starts in september. so I would have to go practically straight from new york to la. and just fucking bail on sf. AND THATS SOME SCARY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT THERE. some scary shit.
Hey! So i know this is going to sound weird, but i was lurkin your blog and i saw that you're going to see Max Beamis on Saturday. I am, too! haha.
OMG CREEP! ;];]
say hi if you see meee :) I’m nice most of the time!
say you hate palm trees in la, but then post a picture of dolores park as a reason to stay in sf.
hypocritical is my middle name.
