whatever, tatyahna

“i met this guy a party once. me and my friend were talking about brian wilson and how much we love him, and came up to us (we didn’t know him at this point) and said “brian wilson was a talentless hack.” we were planning on beating him up, but realized thered be no logical stopping point, so if we started we’d probably just beat him to death, so we let him go. anyway, a month or so later, he got kicked out of school for raping a girl. people who hate the beach boys are rapists, apparently.”

• I’m moving to new york (well technically brooklyn, ya know im hip im cool im with it whatever) to start an internship with rolling stone magazine. 
• I’m decidedly quitting blogs and looking towards only doing pitch-freelance writing for actual publications. and doing blogs like only occasionally.
• I bought a cook book.